Potty Parties and The Spider That Wasn’t

My family owes an imaginary spider a big thank you this morning.  Were it not for that spider, they’d have had frozen waffles for breakfast.  Unfortunately for me, that spider was up far earlier than I wanted to be. “Is it time to get up yet?” Gigi asked in her best outdoor voice.  I rolled over and swatted at the clock radio as if it were at fault for cutting short the dream I was enjoying. The blurry red numbers glared.  6:12. “Go... Read More