A Day for Sharon
You’re thinking, “Who the H is Sharon?”

Not her. What I meant to say is, “A Day for Sharing.” When you become a mom, NOTHING is your own anymore. My smoothies get divided by three, my peanut butter jars have tiny finger tracks throughout them and my bras become headwear during impromptu dress-up games(which are actually probably more necessary than me needing any form of support for my little kiwis).
Still, it IS the season for giving, so I’d like to Cher some of my day with you.

After sharing my early morning hours with Jillian’s Boost Your Metabolism and my treadmill, I enjoyed a breakfast that my friend shared with me. I mentioned at dinner last night that I’d never had steel cut oats, so my Deb sent me home with some to try.

- 1/4 c. steel cut oats, cooked in 3/4 c. water and 1/4 c. almond milk
- banana slices
- almonds
- raisins
- almond milk
- cinnamon
I loved the nutty little texture of the oats. It’s a lot like oatbran on steroids.

If I was that guy, I’d paint myself purple and go as the Fruit of the Loom grapes for Halloween.
I shared my time in the kitchen with the family, by making a batch of Vegan Pumpkin Cinnamon Rolls for everyone to share before church.

During church, Gigi went up to the front of the sanctuary to listen to our pastor give the Children’s Message. He was asking how we could prepare our hearts for Jesus, when Gigi raised her hand and shared, “We can clean our house and put up decorations!” The congregation shared a laugh.
After church, we shared our tree and our kids with my parents, so they could get a good shot for their Christmas card.

I then shared my computer skills with them by making their Christmas card, but I couldn’t help but have a little fun at their expense.
Mimi panicked because she thought I’d actually ordered those cards. She shared a few choice words for me. I’m also willing to share my children for your Christmas card photos as well. There is a $50 sitting fee…per child.
Afterward, the girls learned to share a pair of binoculars.

That’s a lunch smoothie on her shirt. I think she just spotted me drinking mine and has found her next victim.
We had to set a timer for each of the girls to have their turn with the binoculars.



Some of us were better at sharing than others. He’s looking for his wife’s censor button. He’s going to need a much more powerful tool.

Now there’s a powerful tool.
This afternoon we shared in an annual tradition. We went shopping for an ornament for each of us to place on our tree. On the way to the store, Gigi shared a Bible lesson with Lulu.


Lulu hung on her every word.

Did you know that Target has security cameras in the entryway? Gigi does.



I should have sat an upside down hat by her feet for donations, or perhaps my bra.
Our ornament choices should come as no surprise, but first dinner.

I had some steamed broccoli and sauteed mushrooms topped with almonds, raisins and barbecue sauce.
On the side I had a healthy serving of carrot fries, that I was forcibly made to share with Gigi.

As for our ornaments, can you guess who’s is whose?

That’s a gimme.


Also, quite obvious.

Though the pickle wasn’t camera shy tonight, it’s owner was.

I’ll give you a hint…it’s a snowMAN.

As for me, I’d hoped for something like this:

Or perhaps this:

But, instead, Gigi actually chose an ornament for me.

She told me we could share it.
Now that it’s bedtime, it’s once again returning to that magical hour when I don’t have to share, other than maybe a snack, a remote, and sometimes a not-so-shy pickle.
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about 7 months ago
such a shame you didnt find a sarah palin ornament.
about 7 months ago
if you ask nicely we could just laminate a copy of baby brother with sarah palin for you to put on your tree
or i’ll let you take a pic of you with my AUTOGRAPHED copy of her book. i’d wanna show that off to people.
about 7 months ago
Sooooo worth the sitting fee
!
Is there an extra for the spotting with the smoothie?
about 7 months ago
omg, is that guy for real?
and please tell me your girls are looking for my lovely lovely birds…i want to make them birders…
and love the ornaments! esp the pickle, even if i hate pickles…
about 7 months ago
This post was hilarious as always. I just wanted to SHARE that I LOVE The Beginner’s Bible!!! Oh my goodness (or God!), I read that every day–I practically had it memorized! Good times.
about 7 months ago
Ok, that bodybuilder made me throw up in my mouth a little and WTH is in his g-string?????
I’m pretty sure it’s NOT a not-so-shy pickle!
about 7 months ago
haha you never cease to make me laugh
“We can clean our house and put up decorations!”…hehe it seems that Gigi has quite the sense of humour too
about 7 months ago
That weight lifter guy is creepy!
I love picking out an ornament for the year. I’ve been doing it since HS. Now Hunni and I do it together each year
about 7 months ago
I’ve mentioned this before when I saw a pic of your mother but she looks awesome. Seriously good genes over there!
BBQ sauce on the salad. If I didnt have a salt issue (i.e. I swell up ridic from salt and it’s not good for me!) I would love bbq sauce on my salad. Same with salsa.
Also TArget. Went there TWICE today. Fun.
Your Xmas card is adorable…Feliz Navidad.
And your ornaments are awesome!
Glad you enjoyed the cookie dough..and yeah, I mean really, I enjoy just cutting to the chase on that!
oxox
about 7 months ago
i am very tempted to start waving hello to the security cameras at target
about 7 months ago
ohhh your comment about Fruit of the Loom grapes and painting his body purple is way too clever… it brought me a good laugh at this ungodly hour (English analysis paper. Not fun.)
Gigi dancing for the security camera is so delightful. Such youthful charm.
about 7 months ago
Your parents are such a gorgeous couple! Those cinnamon rolls look so yummy. Wow.
about 7 months ago
So many sweet things in that post…but I can’t get past that body builder! I want to believe that is a photoshopped picture. No one should look like that!
about 7 months ago
LOL …that pickle decoration looks awesome
I like your breakfast bowl !! full of nuts, haha
about 7 months ago
Hey, no fair. He’s wearing a banana hammock!
And um, can I come to your house before church next week?? I’m still hoping to make your cinnamon rolls soon!
about 7 months ago
Your posts make my morning! I hope to be as good of a mother as you someday! Gigi posing for the security cameras=hilarious!
about 7 months ago
OMG those Christmas Cards are way too funny!! My mom would have freaked too and thought the same thing.
The ornaments couldn’t be more perfect for everyone. Glad you all had a wonderful day!
about 7 months ago
If you were that bodybuilder, you wouldn’t be able to wipe your own ass.
And I don’t know what this says about me, but my mom got me an asparagus ornament this year. I got her a Miller Lite one…
about 7 months ago
Sarah I think I could make a book out of all your posts and read it over and over again and never get bored. I am almost crying I laughed so many times throughout this…Gigi in front of the Target cameras, using your bra for donations, your parents’ Christmas card, the “not so shy pickle..” There’s more but you get the point.
I agree with Averie – REALLY good genes!!
Thank you for starting off my day (and week) with a good laugh…
P.S. – I am LOVING Twilight!!! I’m taking a while to get through it, but I’m enjoying it nevertheless..
about 7 months ago
Oh yes – the “Fruit of the Loom” muscle man…disgusting pic, but after your comment I can definitely see it..
about 7 months ago
Your children are so precious, I would definitely put them on my Christmas card if I could afford ‘em, ha ha. Thank you for your sweet comment on my blog
I’m making more of your recipes this week and I can’t wait to see what you share next!
about 7 months ago
Love the ornaments! And you make me crave cinnamon rolls everytime you post them. Yum!
about 7 months ago
your mother is beautiful. the christmas card looks amazing.
i’m perhaps gigi’s #1 fan. i would have given her a donation in that upside down hat. LOL.
the ornaments were cute, i love lulu’s. you are such a cool mom. i know of a few moms who are christmas tree patrols and there’s no way they would allow that pickle on “their” tree.
oh yeah, gigi’s comment during the children’s message was great. she appears to have such a engaging, fun personality.
about 7 months ago
Always love the posts. Especially the ornament selection, I was grinning at the computer screen and my mom was asking “What the heck are you smiling at?…”
…ballerina and pickle ornaments
about 7 months ago
HAHAHAH i spit up my peanut butter breakfast right now. The pickle ornament?! Lulu passed out pics?! HAHAHAH. I want more! So cutteeee
about 7 months ago
I can’t believe how TALL Gigi has gotten since the summer!!!! Woweeeee!
I love the girls’ ornaments. Hilarious.
about 7 months ago
is that pickle ornament for real? I love it!
Those Christmas cards are awesome
about 7 months ago
At least you shared your carrot fries…Maya asked for some of my shrimp and I gave her half of one. I’m terribly selfish when it comes to my food. Terrible, right??
about 7 months ago
Definitely stared stupidly in disbelief at Steroid Grape man for WAY too long. Was definitely disgusted beyond words.
Gigi definitely looks like she’s getting taller! (Funny how one day can do it, eh?)
Although your carrot fries look delicious (as always) – I want to convince you to try parsnip fries!
Try it try it try it. With turmeric. You’ll like it.
about 7 months ago
Thanks for SHARING this and for my Monday Morning Belly LAUGH… Lulu’s mad pickle face makes me spew my tea!
she’s so freakin cute…you all are!
love your ornaments and AND your chrismtmas cards…I need money, tequila and a bathroom!
that and your mom got upset with you…
THANKS…much fun.
and yes…sharing is the definition of motherhood.
xo
about 7 months ago
Steroid man is giving me the creeps!!! LOL
I love the pickle ornament and the family Christmas photos. My mom would have thought I ordered them like that too. Mom’s are too easy sometimes. (TWSS)
about 7 months ago
Umm… that grape guy reminded me of this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs.
I think I could watch it every single day for the rest of my life.
about 7 months ago
i still do that when i walk into target too…no wonder my mom refuses to take me now.
are those muscles for real?! thats one of the creepiest pics ive ever seen.
about 7 months ago
Which would then be followed by this… http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1779769.
about 7 months ago
Your family is absolutely adorable!!
about 7 months ago
Hm what does it say about me that I, like Gigi, make sure to dance in front of the security cameras at Target?
about 7 months ago
The steroid guy is so scary I have no words.
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See!
about 7 months ago
HA! Love the powerful tool!!!!
about 7 months ago
It never fails, whenever I read your posts, I’m like, did she just say that? I LOVE YOUR HUMOR Mama Pea. Never wear a censor button! And Gigi posing for the Target security camera? Hilarious.
If I ever have children, I’ll make sure to add a timer to the baby shower registry.
about 7 months ago
And thank YOU for Cher-ing Bob Mackie with us today. That outfit never gets old (although my retinas age just a bit everytime I see it, I’m sure).
about 7 months ago
As always, You rock
I love coming back from a weekend away and catching up on fun blogs.
about 7 months ago
Ew, I hope that guy isn’t real.
From the pickle, to the Sarah Palin ornament and then onto ‘powerful tool’, this whole post made me giggle.
<3 Thanks for that.
about 7 months ago
I seem to be going in two-day intervals of reading your blog. It’s kind of nice because when I do read it, I have TWO posts to read. But then I also have to go without my peas and carrots for an extra day. *Sigh*
about 7 months ago
Yummy looking brekkie fast! However I still cant get that picture of that male body builder out of my head. That is a touch too muscular for my taste. How would he function?!